Why Don't These Match!!

So, I think I have some sort of bizarre keypad dyslexia. My 3 conference calls/webinars this week have highlighted this problem. When entering numbers into a phone, I often type a 7 when I should have typed a 1 or something like that - but it's because the numbers aren't where I want them to be. I'm thinking, it would really help me out if the number placement on the following items would match:

I am also blaming keypad dyslexia for my inabilities at Dance Dance Revolution!