Authenticity

Here's a moment of being real - since ladies need those.  My friend gave me a nail polish for Christmas last night and testing a new nail color on my thumb is just plain fun, so I did it.  Especially since it matches the dress I wore today.  Then, of course, I didn't stop to remove the nail polish.  Instead, I bring it with me to work thinking I can paint the rest of my nails there.  But, of course, I have actual work to do at work, and I don't relaly think that's an ethical use of work time.  I could use my lunch break, but I have a meeting during lunch. 
So, my bets are currently 5 to 1 that my left hand will look like this for the rest of the day:

Although, hopefully less odddly extended.